Enjoy the Little Things

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Source: meme4u, via tatehorror)

wenevergrewup:

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF WOW

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey, via smilezstyless)

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

(via 5-seconds-of-sirens)

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(via covocal)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via borntobesheep)

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via seedy)